- Hey, Travis Henry get a vasectomy, for God's sake.
- I can't stop listening to this song.
- This is the first Monday I haven't had Macy with me in a long, long time. I hope I remember to feed her mice tonight. We usually do it together on Mondays.
- I'm really looking forward to turning all this snow into water by the end of the week.
- Crap, my hair is getting long.
- I love the word asinine, as in, "this post is asinine".
- A shiny new nothing to the first person to identify from whose album I stole the title of this post.
Monday, March 16, 2009
This Things I Believe
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it's either a very obscure artist or you misspelled it. i could go either way.
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Wielding a coffee mug, Homer sits on the couch while listening to the radio.
ReplyDeleteBill: That was John Calhoun with ``I'm gonna find me a genie with a magic bikini''.
Marty: [laugh] Of course... John's next album was a spoken word album of his right-wing political views; it kinda killed his career. If you can tell me the name of the album, call our contest line now!
Homer's gasps (``Oh, I know that!'') and runs to the stereo, selecting a record (`These Things I Believe'). He runs to the phone and dials.
Surprise, surprise, he gets through on the first try.
Homer: Hello, this is Homer Simpson.
Radioguy1: Homer, can you name that title?
Homer: [looking directly at the album] THIS-THINGS-I-BELIEVE.
Radioguy1: D'aaa, can we accept that?
[sound of a cash register]
Homer: [fist in the air] Wow Hoo!
You feed Macy mice on Mondays?
ReplyDeleteWell she doesn't know they're mice.
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