Thursday, March 12, 2009

Superheroes For The Economic Crisis: Subprimus

(Note: This is part one in a six part series looking at a new breed of superheroes for the new economy. Read background here.)


Created when a records office containing mortgages in foreclosure exploded after being struck by a meteor, Subprimus stalks the night. Gazing silently from the rooftops of abandoned properties, he searches out those who do evil and does battle with his mystic power: the ability to turn a $30,000 yearly salary into a $600,000 mortgage. On those occasions he needs to travel, a majestic dirigible he refers to as the Balloon Payment does the trick. Evil beware, Subprimus is watching you!

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