It is hoped that all the excess water can be absorbed within 72 hours. Also, any spilled soda or wine should be removed without difficulty, even if it has already soaked into the carpet.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Desperate Measures
The military is taking over flood operations in the area. Under the auspices of Operation Flood Stop, Army Chinook helicopter units have been spotted in the area carrying out a brilliant plan devised by the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, the Secretaries of the Army, Navy, and Air Force, the Commandant of the Marine Corps and Vince Offer:
It is hoped that all the excess water can be absorbed within 72 hours. Also, any spilled soda or wine should be removed without difficulty, even if it has already soaked into the carpet.
It is hoped that all the excess water can be absorbed within 72 hours. Also, any spilled soda or wine should be removed without difficulty, even if it has already soaked into the carpet.
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Is that a Sham-Wow?
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Yep. I hyperlinked Vince Offer in case it wasn't obvious.
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