Three guys are sitting in a bar enjoying a drink when the first one says: "yeah, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At Whitey's you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and Whitey himself will buy your third drink!"
The second then replies: "That sounds like a nice bar but where I come from there's a better one called Duffy's. At Duffy's, you buy a drink, Duffy buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Duffy buys you another drink."
Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Speck's. At Speck's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!"
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