Friday, January 16, 2009

I'm Writing A Diet Book

Page one will say, "eat less and exercise". There won't be a page two. It will cost $39.95 in hardcover.

1 comment:

  1. You may need a Preface or Introduction page in your book to heap false praises on all those who inspired your journey through this comprehensive weight-loss guide. A guaranteed hit with Oprah's book club !