All you need to know: the brothers call themselves "the Stallionaires" (Dollar Menunaires was taken) and our winner went by the nom-de-moron "Cornfed". In what way is the Apocalypse not upon us?
Update: It appears the arctic cold has blasted the bloom off this rose already. That took all of twelve seconds. Shocking.
(Originally posted at 8:39 AM on 01/13/09)