Friday, April 3, 2009

Runaway Inflation

The DNC's door-to-door effort to drum up support for the President's budget plan wasn't as successful as the hoped. From a donor list of of 1.5 million, they were only able to garner 642,000 "pledges of support". But to get to that number, they had to make three copies of each pledge. It only makes sense; if you triple the deficit, pledge to cut it in half, and call that a reduction, it's bound to lead to math of this sort.

In other news, I live in a 4500 square foot mansion, I drive an $80,000 car and my penis is 24 inches long.

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