Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Happy Tax Day

Remember to postmark your returns by midnight to avoid penalties. And know that all the monies you've paid to the Federal government in the last year are being used with your best interest at heart and there is absolutely no waste, misuse or malfeasance involved.

Don't think about bailouts both foreign and domestic, or GM which, after being bailed out twice, is still mulling over bankruptcy.

Don't think about all those timely payments you made on your mortgage when the smart thing to do was apparently to buy a house way bigger than you could afford and let some other sucker pay their mortagage on time and use their tax money to pay for your stupidity.

Don't think about how many lifetimes it will take to pay this off, or the wasted money.

I'm going back to bed.

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