Friday, April 3, 2009

Building A Resume For Michael Vick

With the news that Michael Vick has a construction job lined up after he gets out of prison, I began thinking, as I am wont to do. It got me wondering what other sort of work for which he might be qualified.








  • financial planner
  • dog whisperer
  • professional gambler
  • PETA spokesperson
  • attack dog practice dummy
  • NFL quarterback (for anyone except the Atlanta Falcons)
  • theoretical physicist (just kidding)
  • cautionary tale

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