Tuesday, January 5, 2010

She May Really Be That Into You

News from the world of science that should give men everywhere hope: it turns out that most of the time women don't know when they're turned on.

We've all been there, guys. Well, not me personally, but you have: you make eye contact with a beautiful girl at a party or a bar or outside a Taco Bell. You saunter over and lay your best line on her. "Hey baby, is Heaven missing an Angel? 'Cause your boobs are awesome!" And she dumps her 64 oz Diet Dr. Pepper on your head. Don't sweat it. She didn't know how turned on she actually was.

So, the next time you send a drink to that hot brunette on the other side of the bar and the disgust comes from her face like a torpedo at a fishing trawler, don't despair. She just doesn't realize how hot you're making her.

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