Me: Dell D610, I am unable to transfer some files to my desktop machine. What's up?
Me: Why is the Workstation service not running? Shouldn't that start automatically when you boot?
Me: It did, but then you stopped it? Why would you do that?
Me: Okay, I restarted the service. Why did the sound just cut out?
Me: You stopped the Windows Audio service. STOP KILLING SERVICES!
Me: 'I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave'. Ha ha, very funny.
Me: You've been acting erratically since I got you. You need to shape up.
Me: Yeah? Well $@#& you, too!
Me: Wait, what?!