Chat Transcript With a Dell D610

Me: Dell D610, I am unable to transfer some files to my desktop machine. What's up?

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Me: Why is the Workstation service not running? Shouldn't that start automatically when you boot?

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Me: It did, but then you stopped it? Why would you do that?

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Me: Okay, I restarted the service. Why did the sound just cut out?

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Me: You stopped the Windows Audio service. STOP KILLING SERVICES!

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Me: 'I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave'. Ha ha, very funny.

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Me: You've been acting erratically since I got you. You need to shape up.

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Me: Yeah? Well $@#& you, too!

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Me: Wait, what?!