Monday, October 5, 2009

Every Woman Is Going As A Hooker For Halloween

So Macy, Donna and I headed out in search of Halloween costumes this weekend. The guys' section took up one very long wall, and I quickly identified a few potentials. I showed them to Donna, we picked out two, and headed to the womens' section to look for something for her.

So, when exactly did all female halloween costumes become hooker dress? Donna's choices boiled down to vampire hooker, nurse hooker, nun hooker, pregnant nun hooker, viking hooker, zombie hooker, policewoman hooker, businesswoman hooker, ballerina hooker, or pirate hooker. The only costume that covered anything was, ironically, the hooker costume.

Knowing what a prude I am, Donna was looking for something a little more Halloweenish and a little less reality TV slut. Luckily, we found a different store that was stocked with something other than stripper outfits.

Inspiration hit us when we found a certain prop. From there it was an easy time to create a backstory, find the appropriate costumes and props and get out of there. Our costumes are almost ready; we've got a couple of minor touches to add. But they're awesome and you're going to be so jealous that you'll want to puke.

If you're local to the Fargo area you can see them live the night before Halloween. Otherwise, you'll have to wait for pictures.

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