Friday, March 19, 2010

The (New) Secret To A Woman's Happiness: Lazy, Uninvolved Men

Maybe radical extreme feminists are right; men should be killed off. After all, we can't do anything right. First we were cavemen who forced our women to stay at home and fry us up a steak after our hard day at the office. Then we deprived them of the joy of raising a family by making them go out and be highpowered executives. We wrapped their sexuality in a straightjacket followed by turning them into sex objects for our amusement.

Now, after years of abdicating responsibility to her when it comes to raising the kids and running the household, we're crushing her sense of self-worth by helping out too much.
When it comes to gender dynamics, women are caught between a rock and a hard place. Some men haven’t changed their way of thinking and still expect us to take care of the house and the kids; even if you do find a guy who helps out, he might make you feel worse about yourself just by doing his share.
Wait, who's stuck between a rock and a hard place again?


  1. just for the record, it doesn't make me feel bad when you do housework.


  2. Just to be safe, I'm going to be playing a lot more XBox. Your self-esteem is important to me.