By now some of you may have heard that I popped the question to Donna while we were in Nassau, Bahamas on vacation. The plan was a lot more romantic before the Night of a Thousand Pukers. Since my original plan was spoiled by the rough seas, I decided not to chance waiting until the next evening and asked her as we sat poolside at the Atlantis Resort. Again, not the most romantic proposal in history, but it got the job done and she never saw it coming. To answer the inevitably questions:
1. Yes, she accepted. Jerk.
2. There's no date yet.
3. Donna is not pregnant.
4. I don't know if you'll be invited; we haven't discussed guest lists yet.
5. Yes, there will be an open bar.