One of the beaver statues appeared to some as a little too true to form. Not in the sense that it looked like a beaver; we're talking about hippie artists here. No, the thing doesn't look much like the wood-chompin' kind of beaver. It kinda sorta looks like the other kind. Judge for yourself (warning: if you are easily offended by artistic depictions of what may or may not be the miraculous apparatus through which woman are able to both pee and eject children, look away... NOW!)
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Which is not to say that I agree with those who argued for the statue's removal. This isn't exactly hardcore porn. If anything, the problem stems from the fact that this beaver's beaver is way out of proportion. I don't know if this is a congenital birth defect (ed: nice pun! me: heh, thanks) or the result of the first MTF transgender surgery performed on a beaver (the animal) gone horribly wrong. If so, I would sue the Dr. Nick Riviera clone that screwed this up, but he's probably fled to Cameroon by now.
But if this sort of thing gets the residents of Bemidji up in arms, I would seriously reconsider next year's sculpture walk theme, which is rumored to be Woodcocks: Nature's Cutest Package.